tomorrow it is my birthday.
i started making one of those amazon wishlists but i got bored of looking for stuff that i want after 5 minutes and then i went over all the stuff i picked out which was like 5 items and thought i don’t even want this crap and i don’t expect anyone to buy it for me either so i’ll have this pathetic please buy me something link on my site and then everyone can pick through my pathetic taste in clothes and hello kitty junk, fuck that.
today i saw a kid whip a chili bean burrito at his friend’s windshield and then the friend got out of his car and dumped his can of coke all over the first kid’s car.
my hair is retardedly more blond now.
i look 17 years old again.