i look like an albino with this hair.

i have moody birthday blues.

i just took a birthday number 2.

the thunder made the cat afraid.

sometimes those tiny trees near highway off-ramps look like those tiny monk guys in robes from star wars and i think oh look some person is standing real still by the highway.

oprah better be good today.

i look like an albino with this hair.

i have moody birthday blues.

i just took a birthday number 2.

the thunder made the cat afraid.

sometimes those tiny trees near highway off-ramps look like those tiny monk guys in robes from star wars and i think oh look some person is standing real still by the highway.

oprah better be good today.

last nite i dreamt i was working again in the hardware store except it was new and improved and these kids i knew from elementary school were stealing a bunch of bed posts and tubes of whatever and shoving it all down their pants and i was like HEY EXCUSE ME and all the stuff fell out of their pants and the manager came over and to this one guy i said hey man i knew you from school why you gotta ‘dis me like that? and my manager was like good job.

later on i was in a house of this family’s and i was peeing in their upstairs master bedroom bathroom and i was pissing all over the side of the toilet because it was weird and high and i was standing up over it for some reason and the woman walks in and i shouted HELP I JUST CAN’T STOP PEEING so she threw her husband’s sweatshirt under me and i peed on it and then a tiny bat flew into the room and hit me in the forehead and i took a stuffed animal and beat it to death.

last nite i dreamt i was working again in the hardware store except it was new and improved and these kids i knew from elementary school were stealing a bunch of bed posts and tubes of whatever and shoving it all down their pants and i was like HEY EXCUSE ME and all the stuff fell out of their pants and the manager came over and to this one guy i said hey man i knew you from school why you gotta ‘dis me like that? and my manager was like good job.

later on i was in a house of this family’s and i was peeing in their upstairs master bedroom bathroom and i was pissing all over the side of the toilet because it was weird and high and i was standing up over it for some reason and the woman walks in and i shouted HELP I JUST CAN’T STOP PEEING so she threw her husband’s sweatshirt under me and i peed on it and then a tiny bat flew into the room and hit me in the forehead and i took a stuffed animal and beat it to death.

tomorrow it is my birthday.

feh.

i started making one of those amazon wishlists but i got bored of looking for stuff that i want after 5 minutes and then i went over all the stuff i picked out which was like 5 items and thought i don’t even want this crap and i don’t expect anyone to buy it for me either so i’ll have this pathetic please buy me something link on my site and then everyone can pick through my pathetic taste in clothes and hello kitty junk, fuck that.

today i saw a kid whip a chili bean burrito at his friend’s windshield and then the friend got out of his car and dumped his can of coke all over the first kid’s car.

my hair is retardedly more blond now.

i look 17 years old again.

tomorrow it is my birthday.

feh.

i started making one of those amazon wishlists but i got bored of looking for stuff that i want after 5 minutes and then i went over all the stuff i picked out which was like 5 items and thought i don’t even want this crap and i don’t expect anyone to buy it for me either so i’ll have this pathetic please buy me something link on my site and then everyone can pick through my pathetic taste in clothes and hello kitty junk, fuck that.

today i saw a kid whip a chili bean burrito at his friend’s windshield and then the friend got out of his car and dumped his can of coke all over the first kid’s car.

my hair is retardedly more blond now.

i look 17 years old again.