ok here is how it started

lauren white wrote the last minx and raymi was the character innit and she was in a psyche ward all to shit fuckin everything the system smart-mouth lil minx and then lauren used raymi the minx as her moneekur for vice and it stunk (stuck) jacob smid of emerge fame took her on tole her about blogger.com in late ’99 and she started and it was gravy. gold actually. and getting betterer and betterer ever since.

we were talking about kerouac and how we’re related and how people with the last name kerouac (as is raymimum’s) these people are most definitely related to jack ‘cuz the name is so obscure some native injun shiznite, nahmean. and like so enough cousins uncles relatives even shawnraymi look like jack so fuck ya’lls whaddya expect another jack legend of me you s-talkers from way back im fucking 21 this is the legit shit this is what it is now days. ya heard me. buzz.

here’s me about to give the thumbs down to the dill pickle chipitos but i bought ‘em anyhow and made out with them immediately and they were the preciousest post-brew nightcap you trick.

got the sexiest number of a black cocktail-sucking dress but it’s a bitch to get in and out of i hope i lose some weight or it stretches out go party dress go go go!

tomorrow is canadur day spectacular son.

i hope fireworks ‘splode outta my hands and my conversations are the talk of the town.

we’re getting married tomorrow.

but only because she’s pregnant like britney.

it makes me all wistful, you know.

28 july 2001

i remember the first porn video i ever saw. “tres riche” i was about 5 or 6 it was in the vcr. saturday. mum and brother at the supermarket and dad was asleep i clicked play and voila – hot naked people were humping and pounding and moaning i turned the volume down then looked over my shoulder i couldn’t believe how lucky i was to see such trash. i sat there, jaw to the floor, hands on my knees, practically drooling. i knew i would then become the biggest prevert in grade one. it was my little secret which plagued me with guilt for years until i realised i was the cat’s pajamas and everything about me was cool no matter what and especially things concerning sexing.

me and kat slapped the shit out of each other at the dun right i didnt see it coming and she got all manic for magnetic darts and i got in trouble for losing one

we didnt like each other very much from the start but now we are full on lesbians for hanging out. im basically the girlangelo for her.

when we first start chillin maxin and relaxin it is all silent and polite but then we are like fuck this pour booze in our pockets and everything is revolutionary again.

ok ill change the banner back you made me feel bad enough ok

you know what you want and not want to do but you can’t stop doing what you shouldn’t

wild animals raised in captivity will perish if placed back into their natural habitats because they don’t know the laws of prey and predator and they don’t know the ways of the jungle, even if that’s where they belong

i feel like her mountain only i’m about to have an avalanche

delight in the annoying

saw pygmalion at niagara on the lake with jgaero and i ate a ham and cheese sammich and threw all the crusts in the garden and we were wino sluts and i even almost cried at one point and this one old guy during the Q&A in the end you could tell he had waited his whole life to do some public speaking and his question was only about the technical aspects of the sets. he even cleared his throat (who does that?) and used his arms for emphasis. laaaaame. and this woman with a cane in front of us dropped it when they were talking and said sorry and i said you fucking better be. i’m glad she didn’t hear it. jgaero had a crush on this mysterious person n the field who was meditating and then all of a sudden was teleported to a comet to the moon before jgaero could molest him/her.