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when someone calls you a web whore are they being all complimentary and obviously NOT insulting you or is this a faggoty double entendre? meh. i wish they were exciting as the people versus whitey.


double entendre


n : an ambiguity with one interpretation that is indelicate


this makes me happy and excited to go to LA eventually.


tony says:

when are you coming here?


raymihonky says:

my life is too messed up right now and overwhelming


raymihonky says:

i dont even have a job and im like KJHWKAHGD:AG P all frazzled. pffft.


tony says:

thats sad


tony says:

no it’s sad you won’t be here [LA].


raymihonky says:

sad? shut up. dont gimme yer pity. i am having SOME fun, though.


raymihonky says:

i can wake up and sleep whenever the fuck i want, no structure or limitations


raymihonky says:

oh, that kinda sad


tony says:

ive been on vacation this week


tony says:

im enjoying the sleeping when i want


raymihonky says:

but u have a real job right?


raymihonky says:

what the fuck do you do again?


tony says:

i work at e!


tony says:

i want a new job


tony says:

i want to move to canada


raymihonky says:

niiice dude. canada is so hot right now.


raymihonky says:

get e to feature blogs and raymitheminx.com


tony says:

they couldn’t care less about blogs


raymihonky says:

well, they will care about them. 4 years too late though. all they care about is red carpets at gay award things that i am not invited to anyways so i could care less about them too.


tony says:

totally


raymihonky says:

we get that tard channel


raymihonky says:

except its called E!star or something


raymihonky says:

it’s gay


tony says:

i told them that i would write their Eblog


tony says:

i had a whole proposal


raymihonky says:

but the canadian version is way cooler


raymihonky says:

and they told u to fuck off?


tony says:

yes


tony says:

in it i said that the wall street journal even has a blog


tony says:

blah blah


raymihonky says:

i think they said no to you because you are a boring regular guy, they want young up and coming or dying loser women


tony says:

they said, “blogs are unprofessional”

raymihonky says:

like joan rivers daughter


raymihonky says:

EW


raymihonky says:

do u know her?


tony says:

i ran into her on wednesday


raymihonky says:

“blogs are the new black and even famous people have them” -raymi the minx. tell them that quote, those fuckers.


tony says:

I want to take pictures of that crazy place!


raymihonky says:

what crazy place ?


raymihonky says:

why dont u all come to my house before i am evicted for real


raymihonky says:

u have like 2 months


raymihonky says:

coolhandluke is moving . he punched a hole in the wall. the blond girl and i are driving him crazzzzy!


raymihonky says:

and there is no chance in hell he is taking that bed


raymihonky says:

ever ever never dammit


raymihonky says:

im lonely and sad


tony says:

if i woulda known you werent coming here i woulda come there


raymihonky says:

and angry


raymihonky says:

really?


tony says:

yes!


raymihonky says:

well maybe u should have told me this sooner u fucktwit


tony says:

i made no plans cuz i thought you were coming here


raymihonky says:

o well next year u can meet me then


tony says:

i told you when i was vacationing!


raymihonky says:

no im still coming


raymihonky says:

just not on yer special holiday


raymihonky says:

so do u really bang all those girls u write about? are u really a big fat liar


tony says:

i bang more


tony says:

its hard to kiss and tell


raymihonky says:

totally


tony says:

one i didnt bang cuz she was a virgin


raymihonky says:

do u think i bang people every second?


tony says:

i wanted to eat her out too but she had never had that before


tony says:

and i didnt want to be her first


raymihonky says:

yeh right


tony says:

no one bangs every second


raymihonky says:

i woulda been her first


tony says:

its true!


raymihonky says:

ive fucked plenty of virgins. i think i am too traumatizing for a first sexual experience. well i know i am and was. nevermind.


raymihonky says:

i rule for fucking virgins. i thrive on other people’s virginities. hahaha.


tony says:

virgins are too clingy. i just wanted to kiss her


raymihonky says:

well u know what i mean, people are lead to believe that i am a fuckmachine


tony says:

nah


raymihonky says:

well it’s true i am just on vacation right now


tony says:

nudity doesnt equal sex


raymihonky says:

i just registered istoleyourshit.com and zerolibido.com


tony says:

do you have 100% safe sex?


raymihonky says:

nope


raymihonky says:

im busy now


raymihonky says:

bye


tony says:

damn


raymihonky says:

one sec


tony says:

please only have safe sex


raymihonky says:

im back


raymihonky says:

yeh the partners i choose are safe


raymihonky says:

fuck you tony!!!! u brought this shit up last time too. you have no right to talk to me about this mister “i bang more, it’s hard to kiss and tell bla bla aatraa laa.”


raymihonky says:

i told u i have never had any fucking sex disease(s).


raymihonky says:

you make me so fucking mad sometimes hd fpoidhf;ds.


raymihonky says:

you and your arrrrmy [and every other fucking person who talks to me].


tony says:

dont be mad. be happy.


tony says:

i care about you


tony says:

im not saying you’re dirty or your partners


tony says:

but if one of their partners is, then everything gets fucked up


raymihonky says:

i know this


raymihonky says:

shut up i get it thanks.


raymihonky says:

tell me something i actually do not know


tony says:

and what if i fell in love with you


raymihonky says:

like fuck


raymihonky says:

so what


tony says:

and wanted to go down on you?


raymihonky says:

take a number


raymihonky says:

in the event of that happening i’d tell you what you needed to know


raymihonky says:

relax it’s a turnoff


raymihonky says:

anyway


raymihonky says:

im trying to be less of a vulgarian [baby steps]


raymihonky says:

im so mean right now and i threaten everybody and everyone thinks it’s all against them. i mean. everyone is getting shit on right now.


tony says:

dont be mean to me


tony says:

im your #3 fan


raymihonky says:

im not being mean to you


raymihonky says:

number 3 ?


raymihonky says:

yeh i doubt it


raymihonky says:

you’d give me more special privileges and linkages to yer crapblog if you were #3


tony says:

i dont link anyone more than you


raymihonky says:

i dont spend much time linking others either


raymihonky says:

ill have a special page eventually we’ll see


raymihonky says:

i have lots of plans that dont ever come to seed


raymihonky says:

maybe 1/3 of what i say will come true


tony says:

i told those ward boys to take “slut” off your name


raymihonky says:

im an opportunist


tony says:

they did


raymihonky says:

but not deceptive


raymihonky says:

like u and yer help me buy a car thing


raymihonky says:

those guys are suckers id never send u a penny for that. u have to earn people’s money


tony says:

im not deceptive!


tony says:

im telling them exactly what it is


raymihonky says:

i hate/love those ward guys, another example of pathetic inferiority complexes and bitter blog rivals who dont deserve my or anyone else’s time


raymihonky says:

their shit is funny but pretty boring. if i dont visit a site then it is basically, pretty fucking lame


raymihonky says:

i know. i didn’t mean u were deceptive.


raymihonky says:

i meant like, whatever


raymihonky says:

its obvious what i meant. go re-read


raymihonky says:

im so glad i bought a pipe


raymihonky says:

i walk around smoking it all day like a hot junky


raymihonky says:

i hope i dont get arrested


raymihonky says:

for a. stealing


raymihonky says:

b. drugs


raymihonky says:

im like the cooler unfamouser version of wynona (winona? she obviously isnt so important if i cant even remember how to spell her name. eff to those free winona shirts. bleeeh. tho i saw a cool ad for her in vanity fair where she is all manic and holding up a bunch of newly purchased items and her hair is all frazzled and im like, woah i identify with her so much right now. fullstop.)


tony says:

you stole the pipe?


raymihonky says:

no i bought it


totally separate and way cool msn conversation with this dude who i know in toronto


I Used To Drink From The Bottle, Now The Bottle Drinks From Me says:


ok


I Used To Drink From The Bottle, Now The Bottle Drinks From Me says:


is that better ?


raymihonky says:

just put ewan as your name so i know it’s you


raymihonky says:

i dont have time to scroll down and figure out who the fuck it is


raymihonky says:

just kuz msn gives u the freedom to make up a shitty name for yourself doesnt mean u should spend five hours everyday changing it around.


raymihonky says:

that is all.


raymihonky says:

eff bill gates. pfffft.


Ewan says:

hahahha you are like me


Ewan says:

ok


Ewan says:

enough


Ewan says:

talk later


Ewan says:

peace


raymihonky says:

no im not like you


Ewan says:

well


raymihonky says:

i could learn you a thing or two


Ewan says:

you are a newer model


raymihonky says:

haha


Ewan says:

so there are bound to be upgrades


raymihonky says:

you’re old as dust and bitter about it


raymihonky says:

another reason why everyone hates me so much. i talk too much shit.


Ewan says:

shit talking is one of lifes few real pleasures


raymihonky says:

yeh


raymihonky says:

im putting some of our msn conversation up on my blog


raymihonky says:

nothing to make u look too bad. [pffft.] dont worry.


raymihonky says:

now shut up and let me work


Ewan says:

ok


Ewan says:

deal


raymihonky says:

good. i’ll pst the to be continued version tomorrow. bye.

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