i said it before and i’ll say it again – i should definitely not be allowed to paint my nails. i’m just horrible at it. i spilled cherry red polish all over the table, floor, my pants and hands. it was a disaster. i completely forgot i hadn’t tightened the lid on the bottle, so i picked it up and the shit flew everyfuckingwhere. i am so traumatized by this experience i have yet to paint the other hand. however, i have come to conclude that once one has applied nail polish to their nails it gives them the authority to do a hell of unecessary pointing. it’s ridiculous. i point to my head, my watch, the phone. it’s all very amusing and cute.
i need a life.