ok so the swelling has gone down and i have finally figured out how to chew properly without cracking a molar. i still talk like a retard a bit and sometimes i have this faggy little lisp. because i’m a smoker i am suppose to experience more discomfort and it’ll take longer to swell-down. the guy who did it told me the best story. he said he never checked for tightness and so one day while he was taking a piss, one ball unscrewed, his reaction was to spit it out and it landed in the urinal. wicked. ican’t make out with people or have oral sex until it is healed otherwise i’ll catch cooties.

and nobody likes cooties.

ew gross

i am tired of stalkers. fuck off and die.