oooh i am starving. i think i am in the mood for a steak. yes. a steak. nice and bloody. did the karaoke thing last nite. didn’t do so hot whilst singin’ when i’m sixty-four. ah well. i made the toilet overflow even more in the ladies room,
“perhaps if i flush it again it’ll fix itself.”
three drunk girls agreed i should do it. so i did. then water splashed everywhere. i grab a waitress and all innocently tell her i believe some idiot made the toilet overflow in the ladies room.
just doin’ my job.
