sometimes i wish i had a dink. i would have a boner all the time and walk around with my hand down my pants. i’d probilly be arrested for touching myself so much. i’d harass sexy people on the street to touch it and i would show it to all my friends and have them inspect it and badger them to compare it to other dinks and maybe measure it. i would even fuck fat chicks. yup. i know i would want it to be at least 7 inches long. yes, and snipped at the end. jogging pants and tight jeans and any other pantaloon that would show off my schlong is what i’d sport. i’d definitely own speedos too. fluorescent pink and hot green.