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My baby duz the HAnky panky….Today wuz kold as a mutherfukker. I tried NOT wearing my toque cuz i did’nae wanna mess up my hair and then my ears got all tingly hot and swelled-red. Whadda Maroon i kan sumtimes be. Oh well. I attempted going to this dykeBar after work, just to see whut all this fuss is about but it wuz too early yet and the durn place wuz not even open. I didn’t want to look like a ‘foon so i kept walking up the street to this gas Station and i bought a pack of smokes. Durnit. No luck for the weak. I think it’s time i settled down a tad and got me a boyfrend or something before i go mental and revert into the catacombes of my ugly mood, forever.

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